This leaked Legend of Zelda 40th anniversary Switch 2 console better be real, because I'm already desperate to buy it

I already have a Switch 2. I do not need another Switch 2. But I've wanted another Switch 2 ever since the back-to-back releases of Pokopia and Tomodachi Life, when my partner had confiscated the household console for two months straight. I think I've been holding out admirably up to this point, but…