Random: Can You Beat This "Legally Distinct Homage" To Metroid In Under 86 Seconds?

"Morph ball, what? It's the tuck-ball. Energy-tank who? That's an E-vial.". The original Metroid for the Famicom Disk System recently turned 40, prompting a ton of people online to share their favourite memories of the series. In the case of one fan, opossumcarrion, however, they've gone a little fu…