League of Legends streamer does 493 damage in a 32-minute game. In the top lane. Somehow.

I've just watched Twitch streamer Kadeem 'Kadeem718' Alford explain the theory of relativity to Tyler 'Tyler1' Steinkamp. I'd say that, in physics terms, it's not quite right, but I can respect where he's coming from. I think. What I can't respect, however, is 493 damage on Riven top after a 32-minu…